1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:02,266 - We're talking today, 2 00:00:02,266 --> 00:00:03,099 folks, about the hot weather. 3 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,919 How long can it last, how do you cool down? 4 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:06,753 Sian in Chigwell called to say 5 00:00:06,754 --> 00:00:08,879 she'd take a leaf out of Marilyn Monroe's book 6 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,729 and keeps her knickers in the freezer. 7 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:14,599 - Jimmy Stewart played the accordion. 8 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,609 - John Wayne. 9 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:16,629 That was an act, John. 10 00:00:16,630 --> 00:00:17,570 - Man was a phony. 11 00:00:17,571 --> 00:00:19,649 Had plastic surgery get rid of his jowls. 12 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:21,009 Can't call yourself the Duke, be ashamed 13 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:23,369 of the jowls God gave you, that's not a man. 14 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:27,268 - Hello, can I speak to Mr. Robert Filasky please? 15 00:00:27,269 --> 00:00:29,579 Oh, is he? 16 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:33,019 Well, hello Mrs. Falasky I'm calling 17 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,799 from the sexual health clinic at Mile End Hospital. 18 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,319 We were concerned because Mr. Falasky 19 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,220 didn't show for his appointment today. 20 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:42,203 - So, where am I going? 21 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:45,865 - There's a vacancy opened up near Ongar. 22 00:00:45,866 --> 00:00:46,866 - Ongar? 23 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:50,041 It's basically the countryside, innit? 24 00:00:50,042 --> 00:00:50,910 - It's got a nice castle. 25 00:00:50,911 --> 00:00:52,582 - I'm sure it's nothing to worry about 26 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:55,499 Mrs. Falasky, it's just with rectal sores 27 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,500 of this type. 28 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:03,039 Yeah, yeah it is, yeah. 29 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,449 Hi Karen. 30 00:01:04,450 --> 00:01:06,539 - Well how many shouts on average? 31 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,129 - Apparently, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 32 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:09,130 was written there. 33 00:01:11,066 --> 00:01:12,066 Hello? 34 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:13,913 - No, no no, I know you're busy 35 00:01:13,914 --> 00:01:16,163 it's just well, it's a bit slow today, so. 36 00:01:16,164 --> 00:01:18,259 Okay, bye now. 37 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,222 Bye. - Told you you should 38 00:01:20,223 --> 00:01:22,640 Asbo to do it. - Yeah I know. 39 00:01:24,697 --> 00:01:27,173 God I am sweating like a fat girl in a bin bag. 40 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:31,857 You seen Gov since breakfast? 41 00:01:33,245 --> 00:01:34,662 It's today innit? 42 00:01:36,182 --> 00:01:37,515 The anniversary. 43 00:02:33,644 --> 00:02:36,076 - Kev, can I talk to ya? 44 00:02:36,077 --> 00:02:39,327 - Bloody thing. - Just letting you know. 45 00:02:42,444 --> 00:02:45,142 You don't have to transfer, I'm going. 46 00:02:45,143 --> 00:02:47,399 - What I told you, I'm transferring. 47 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,379 - Okay, when? 48 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:50,557 It's been a week and you haven't 49 00:02:50,558 --> 00:02:51,815 even spoken to Nick yet. 50 00:02:51,816 --> 00:02:53,919 - Well I was gonna do it today. 51 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,519 - Well I saved you the bother then, didn't I? 52 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,859 - No, you haven't saved me anything. 53 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:59,079 - Come on, Kev, I wasn't. 54 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,829 - How definite is it? 55 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:03,449 - Mate, the wheels are already in motion. 56 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:04,450 - Well come on then. 57 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:06,979 Let's get it over with. 58 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,267 - What is he doing? 59 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,809 - Well it's for the barbecue later. 60 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:24,079 All right listen up everyone. 61 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,249 Gather round. 62 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,333 All of you, take a seat, come on. 63 00:03:38,254 --> 00:03:39,502 Right. 64 00:03:39,503 --> 00:03:42,279 Mal and me, we've got something 65 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,393 we wanna tell ya. 66 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:47,220 You want to? 67 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,160 - I'm. 68 00:03:52,890 --> 00:03:53,890 I'm transferring. 69 00:03:58,243 --> 00:04:01,199 Well you can still, you know. 70 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,033 I got my number, give us a call or. 71 00:04:06,421 --> 00:04:08,749 - Will you still come to the barbecue? 72 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,750 - That's up to Mal. 73 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:13,163 - I'll bring potato salad. 74 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:17,003 Excuse me. 75 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,869 - How did the test go? - Yeah, fine. 76 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,569 They're gonna call us later with the results. 77 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:35,879 - How was your breathing? 78 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,429 - Yeah it was fine, I just said. 79 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:39,577 A good time was had by all, just leave it now. 80 00:04:39,578 --> 00:04:42,132 Oi, 2:30 in the mess. 81 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,969 I want you all there, they're showing 82 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,569 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. 83 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:46,403 - It's a good film, that. 84 00:04:46,404 --> 00:04:48,949 - It isn't a good film, Snip, it's a great film. 85 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:51,050 Did you tell him about Mal? 86 00:04:51,051 --> 00:04:52,899 - He's leaving, mate. 87 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:55,589 Transferring, they told us while you were out. 88 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:56,590 Seriously. 89 00:04:57,315 --> 00:04:59,148 - I'm Batman! - Hi Lee! 90 00:05:01,026 --> 00:05:02,219 You all right mate, what you doing here? 91 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:03,519 - He's out of control, Al. 92 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,119 They got him on suspension from school, 93 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,449 I can't cope, I can't do it. 94 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:08,219 - They can't do that, what did he do? 95 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,239 - He's playing up. 96 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,469 - Ssh. - Lying all the time, 97 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:12,232 playing all these pranks. 98 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:14,849 - So, pranks, so what, he's a kid. 99 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:16,756 - He sharpened a pencil and held it under a kid. 100 00:05:16,757 --> 00:05:18,802 When he sat down, it went right into his. 101 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:21,239 Yeah, exactly. 102 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,019 God knows where he's getting ideas like that. 103 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:25,939 I've got this interview, it's a big step up 104 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:27,549 I thought he'd been in school. 105 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:29,469 Now I can't get a sitter, my mum's on holiday 106 00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:30,323 I just don't know what to do, Al. 107 00:05:30,323 --> 00:05:31,240 - It's all right, babe. 108 00:05:31,241 --> 00:05:32,749 It's all right, calm down. 109 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,779 We can work it out. 110 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:36,789 - Thanks, you are a lifesaver. 111 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:39,013 - Oi, Tine, where you going? 112 00:05:39,896 --> 00:05:43,419 I'm at work, you, I'm at work, Tine, you can't just. 113 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,300 What are you. 114 00:05:44,301 --> 00:05:46,944 Tina, do not walk away from me, 115 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:48,279 that's an order! 116 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,828 Do not. - That was my turn. 117 00:05:49,829 --> 00:05:50,829 - Tina! 118 00:05:51,701 --> 00:05:54,151 She can't hear me, Tina! 119 00:05:55,641 --> 00:06:00,641 Liam. 120 00:06:05,437 --> 00:06:07,409 Hey Liam, stick a bit of this over 121 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,410 the door for us. 122 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,499 This is. 123 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,798 It's daft, mate. 124 00:06:14,799 --> 00:06:16,609 You don't have to do this. 125 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,789 - So what was you aiming for when you 126 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:19,629 stuck chicken nuggets all over my car? 127 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,019 - I never. - Oh, so there are two 128 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:23,828 geniuses in the world who think that's hilarious 129 00:06:23,829 --> 00:06:26,649 are there? - Genii, mate. 130 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:29,249 - What? - Plural of genius. 131 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,293 Not geniuses, it's genii. 132 00:06:32,152 --> 00:06:33,110 I saw it on Eggheads, so who looks like 133 00:06:33,111 --> 00:06:35,099 the pillock now? - You do. 134 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,459 It's always you. 135 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:37,810 - See, this is it. 136 00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:40,149 You don't get it do ya, even now. 137 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:40,983 - What you talking about? 138 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,589 - You. 139 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:44,639 Walking around like your face is made of treacle. 140 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,276 And everybody wants a lick, it pisses people off. 141 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,869 All you've gotta do is eat a bit of shit 142 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,629 but you won't do it, just apologize, mate. 143 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:52,994 - It's none of your business. 144 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,559 - It is. 145 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,965 'course it is, you're going aren't ya? 146 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:58,703 You're ruining everything. 147 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:02,496 Do you know how good we've got it here? 148 00:07:02,497 --> 00:07:04,069 Do you have any idea of how toilet 149 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:05,433 the rest of my life is? 150 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,189 You wanna ruin the only good bit? 151 00:07:09,190 --> 00:07:11,519 You're leaving us, you don't even seem to care. 152 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,490 - Well of course I care. 153 00:07:12,491 --> 00:07:13,901 - Well give us a bloody sign of it, then, 154 00:07:13,902 --> 00:07:15,102 do you know what I mean? 155 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:19,130 - All right. 156 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,430 If you say you want me to stay. 157 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,013 - Don't push it, mate. 158 00:07:29,085 --> 00:07:30,252 - Just say it. 159 00:07:40,554 --> 00:07:42,971 - Liam, come back here, mate! 160 00:07:48,788 --> 00:07:49,788 Liam! 161 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,762 Liam! 162 00:07:59,052 --> 00:08:00,135 - Ssh. - Liam! 163 00:08:03,311 --> 00:08:05,393 Liam! 164 00:08:05,394 --> 00:08:06,394 Liam! 165 00:08:21,331 --> 00:08:22,753 - Kev? 166 00:08:22,754 --> 00:08:24,504 You've got a visitor. 167 00:08:27,513 --> 00:08:28,513 Listen. 168 00:08:30,151 --> 00:08:31,219 It's the mother of that kiddy, 169 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,049 died in the Churchill Estate fire. 170 00:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,050 Sure you want to? 171 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:37,020 - Yeah, yeah fine. 172 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,059 - Thank you for the flowers. 173 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:08,463 - S'the least I could do. 174 00:09:10,057 --> 00:09:12,799 - Doesn't matter what anyone says. 175 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,603 You did your best and I'm so grateful. 176 00:09:19,550 --> 00:09:21,799 We're planting a tree for her. 177 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,963 Sunday, 10 AM. 178 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,203 Cherry Tree, blossom in the spring. 179 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,479 Maybe if you. - No, of course, yeah. 180 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,480 Yeah, I'll be there. 181 00:09:38,473 --> 00:09:40,473 Is that, does that help? 182 00:09:41,718 --> 00:09:42,718 - Dunno. 183 00:09:44,603 --> 00:09:46,119 I belong to this group. 184 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,779 Sad, women in cardigans we just sit round crying, 185 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:50,343 praying, eating biscuits. 186 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:53,369 And they say you have to forgive 187 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:54,370 it sets you free. 188 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:57,593 You have to forgive and I just. 189 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,693 I wanna smack em. 190 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,087 I just think about Gog. 191 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:11,889 Been carrying this round for ages. 192 00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:12,913 Case I ran into him. 193 00:10:14,318 --> 00:10:17,023 Police couldn't do a bloody thing. 194 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:21,799 Can I ask? 195 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,885 I heard Dennis Severs worked here. 196 00:10:23,886 --> 00:10:25,183 Is it all right to say hello? 197 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,603 He's a good soul, be a good dad one day, that one. 198 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:32,759 He was a big help that night, won't forget that. 199 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,853 - Dennis was there? 200 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:37,489 - Yeah, him and his mom took the kids 201 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:39,966 while me and Dan spoke to the police. 202 00:10:47,489 --> 00:10:49,435 - If your mom asks, I didn't give you them, yeah? 203 00:10:49,436 --> 00:10:51,374 In fact, who did give you them? 204 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,063 - The man. - What man? 205 00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:57,350 - Fireman. - Who give him sweets? 206 00:10:57,351 --> 00:11:00,499 You gotta stop 207 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,789 telling fibs mate, all right? 208 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:04,019 I'm serious, and all this stuff with 209 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:06,379 the pencil at school, not cool. 210 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:08,022 Not cool, is it, Uncle Asbo? 211 00:11:08,023 --> 00:11:09,273 - No, not cool. 212 00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:15,742 - Now, now go and pour this where I showed ya. 213 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,979 - The man, what d'he look like? 214 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:28,229 - Fireman. - Yeah, but was he 215 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,882 tall, short, fat, thin. 216 00:11:30,883 --> 00:11:33,906 - A big scar going down the side of his face. 217 00:11:33,907 --> 00:11:34,907 - Yeah? 218 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,463 - And he was Chinese. 219 00:11:38,705 --> 00:11:41,143 - What? - And he had fangs. 220 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,148 - Ah! 221 00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:56,998 - Yeah, woo! - That was you, 222 00:11:56,999 --> 00:11:58,070 wasn't it? - No, it was him. 223 00:11:58,071 --> 00:11:59,058 - It was you. - What you grassing 224 00:11:59,059 --> 00:12:01,378 on me for, what you grassing on me for? 225 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:04,462 Ah, yeah! 226 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:10,283 - Ziggy texted us. 227 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,729 Said you're transferring. 228 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:15,175 - Yeah, just thought I'd do the noble thing. 229 00:12:15,176 --> 00:12:17,326 - You're about as noble as an ashtray, Mal. 230 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:20,829 How'd he take it? 231 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,556 With the anniversary and all? 232 00:12:22,557 --> 00:12:24,189 - Dunno. 233 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:26,649 You know how he got really calm and quiet 234 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,050 the day before we. - Don't. 235 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,380 Don't wanna think about it. 236 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:46,617 - Hello, Chubs. 237 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,349 - What you doing in here? 238 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:54,389 - I brought some Jelly Babies 239 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,039 but I had to give them away. 240 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,069 - Take the tunic off. 241 00:12:57,070 --> 00:13:00,499 - Tunic, wasn't it, where are we, 242 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,602 Ancient bloody Rome? 243 00:13:01,603 --> 00:13:04,137 - Take it off, I'll call the police. 244 00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:08,059 - Well that's nice, yeah, that's lovely, Chubs. 245 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,043 Not a cheep outta you for three years 246 00:13:10,044 --> 00:13:11,767 and this is the welcome I get. 247 00:13:11,768 --> 00:13:14,045 - I don't know who you are. 248 00:13:14,046 --> 00:13:15,843 - That's the game, is it? 249 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:21,117 You always had a lot of anger in you, son. 250 00:13:21,118 --> 00:13:22,118 Lot of rage. 251 00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,599 Your mother, I mean God bless her, 252 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,519 but she, she was always pretty quick 253 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,269 to try to pin that one on me. 254 00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:31,518 - What's that supposed to mean? 255 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,539 - I don't know what she told you, son, 256 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:36,069 but she's the one who couldn't handle it. 257 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:37,070 - That's not. 258 00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:39,190 That's not true. 259 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:42,149 - It was me who took you for the long walks 260 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,043 up in Epping Forest, me. 261 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,149 It was me who held you when you started 262 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:50,733 screaming and biting, that was me. 263 00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,003 I was a good father. 264 00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,303 - You're a murderer. 265 00:13:56,304 --> 00:13:59,419 - Oh god, that was just, that was an accident. 266 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,069 Not my fault this little kid wanted 267 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,719 to be a have a go hero, do you know 268 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,013 how much he was on, four fifty an hour, fucking wit. 269 00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:10,117 It was just bad luck, son. 270 00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:11,201 - Asbo! 271 00:14:15,784 --> 00:14:16,784 Asbo! 272 00:14:18,165 --> 00:14:23,165 - Gov? 273 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:27,653 - I just saw Rosa Paknadel. 274 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,259 She says you was a real help the night of the fire 275 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:33,054 which is just well, it's weird, 276 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:35,127 'cause your mum said you were, what was it, 277 00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:38,759 up north, visiting your dad? 278 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,729 - Gov, I can explain it. - I bet you can. 279 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:42,919 Bet you got all sorts of answers 280 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,949 up your sleeve, you seem like 281 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,869 a very talented liar. 282 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:47,870 - Kev? 283 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,700 Trish is here. 284 00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:51,873 She's in your office. 285 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:00,492 - You stay where I can find you. 286 00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:13,509 - Hi, what you doing here? 287 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:18,459 - Noticed your message, you sounded a bit 288 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,675 well, it's today innit, so I thought. 289 00:15:20,676 --> 00:15:22,249 - Listen, I'm not being, just, 290 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:25,039 it sets a bad example, me having a visitor, so. 291 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,889 - Yeah, I just thought you might need 292 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:30,419 a bit of support, but I can go. 293 00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:33,440 - Well, you've got yourself into a right state there. 294 00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:37,901 It's all right, dad's here, I've got you. 295 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,369 - You know, it'll probably be all right 296 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:43,113 if you stayed in here, it's out the way. 297 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,070 Just give me a minute, yeah. 298 00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:47,179 - Yeah, course, only I've gotta go by two 299 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,442 I'm going out with Grace and her mom. 300 00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:53,502 First time, football, she's mad for the Hammers. 301 00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,083 Never had the offside rule explained. 302 00:15:58,027 --> 00:15:59,663 Kev, seriously, are you all right? 303 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,803 - Yeah, great, with you in a minute. 304 00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:08,539 Asbo! 305 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:11,629 Asbo! 306 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:12,630 Asbo! 307 00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:14,690 - Ssh. 308 00:16:14,691 --> 00:16:17,343 - He's only a kid. - Yeah, well, some of them 309 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,588 you can just tell, can't you. 310 00:16:18,589 --> 00:16:21,139 It's like Mal said, stamped on the arse from birth. 311 00:16:22,563 --> 00:16:26,179 Asbo! 312 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:27,457 - Why are you here, Dad? 313 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,053 - I'm going to Spain. 314 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,961 I want you to come with me, son, do you good. 315 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:36,962 - Spain? 316 00:16:37,644 --> 00:16:39,673 You've only just got out of prison. 317 00:16:39,674 --> 00:16:42,519 - You could be a bombero. 318 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,380 - What's that? 319 00:16:43,381 --> 00:16:45,093 - It's Spanish for fireman. 320 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:50,919 You and me, son, we're peas in a pod. 321 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:55,240 Oh, be a right laugh, I knew you would be excited. 322 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,687 And I want to see a bull run before I die. 323 00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:02,803 A beast like that, charging at ya, 324 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,377 horns oh, that would be a thrill, eh? 325 00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:09,941 That would be a thrill. 326 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:47,626 - Where's Kev? 327 00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:49,908 - You know what, pop off and go find your dad, sweetheart. 328 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,294 Dennis, what's the matter? 329 00:17:53,295 --> 00:17:55,122 - It's not, I can't, I need to speak to Kev. 330 00:17:55,123 --> 00:17:56,413 - No, no, come in. 331 00:17:59,298 --> 00:18:00,298 Hey, what is it? 332 00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:04,168 - The fire. 333 00:18:05,597 --> 00:18:07,503 The fire, it was. - What fire? 334 00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:10,657 - Churchill Estate fire. 335 00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:11,991 - What about it? 336 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,227 You? 337 00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:29,444 The two boys. 338 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:32,927 What, how. 339 00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:37,352 You have to leave, you can't, you can't be here, 340 00:18:37,353 --> 00:18:39,853 I can't, I can't breathe, you. 341 00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:43,570 It was our life. 342 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,883 How could you do that to a person to someone? 343 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,113 He thinks he can trust you, he trusts you 344 00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:55,920 and you betrayed him, it's disgusting. 345 00:18:55,921 --> 00:18:57,588 - I know, I'm sorry. 346 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:00,110 I'm so sorry. 347 00:19:12,544 --> 00:19:15,273 - Just hay fever, he's suffering a bit. 348 00:19:16,604 --> 00:19:18,022 - Right, what you need is 349 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,606 a spoonful of. - Snip, piss off. 350 00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:25,739 - I can't. 351 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,163 It was an accident, Gog started it, I can't. 352 00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:32,714 What will he do? 353 00:19:34,511 --> 00:19:35,511 - I dunno. 354 00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:42,086 - I can't, I don't wanna go prison. 355 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,743 - You have to tell him. - I know. 356 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:48,099 I know. 357 00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,110 I want my mom. 358 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,840 - Yeah, I know the feeling. 359 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,440 Take a minute. 360 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:10,223 Pull yourself together and we'll go and find him. 361 00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:29,973 - That Nina's all right, isn't she? 362 00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,693 - Oh, I wouldn't have said she's your type, mate, 363 00:20:32,694 --> 00:20:35,699 or anything. - Yeah, well mate. 364 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,950 I'm a Broadchurch, Mince. 365 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:48,859 - It's 1994, Billy's first day in Mile End. 366 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:52,363 And there she is, Nina Bacchalina. 367 00:20:54,113 --> 00:20:57,639 And I said, Billy's done for. - And? 368 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,099 - Mancy waited till finally he decided 369 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,929 to ask her out and then he got glandular fever. 370 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:06,439 Six months off, meantime, this wanker 371 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,009 from green watch, name of Badgers moves in. 372 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:10,759 Nina comes back from honeymoon with a black eye 373 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,860 and a bun in the oven. 374 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:17,009 20 years, Billy's never looked at another woman. 375 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,839 Well, he's looked but he's not touched. 376 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,109 Well, he has touched, but he would always 377 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:21,980 tell his heart one, innit? 378 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,579 - So what's she doing here now? 379 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:25,099 - Badger's fell off his speedboat. 380 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,973 Lived like a twat, died like a twat. 381 00:21:40,326 --> 00:21:41,659 - Ready? 382 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,549 - Had an accident at work that wasn't 383 00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:54,062 your fault? - Hurry up everyone, it's on! 384 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,739 - It's on. - I was told to climb 385 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,799 a ladder at work, despite the fact 386 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,963 I hadn't been given specialist training. 387 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,327 I slipped and fell. 388 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:07,619 The injuries I sustained stopped me working 389 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:11,019 for six months. 390 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:12,475 Spitfire told me. - Yeah, it was 300 quid 391 00:22:12,476 --> 00:22:14,299 for a day's work, so laugh away. 392 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,943 I received five thousand pounds. 393 00:22:16,783 --> 00:22:18,133 Thanks, Spitfire. 394 00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:20,791 - You're like a young Al Pacino. 395 00:22:20,792 --> 00:22:21,625 Another one where he doesn't know 396 00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:22,819 how to climb a ladder. 397 00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:24,964 - Oh yeah, that one. 398 00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:27,023 Where's your son? 399 00:22:27,024 --> 00:22:32,024 - Shit. 400 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,210 - Dennis needs to talk to ya. 401 00:22:36,885 --> 00:22:40,986 - What? 402 00:22:40,987 --> 00:22:42,143 What's he said? 403 00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:45,173 Rosa Paknadel was here. 404 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,050 She said he was there, did he. - I think 405 00:22:51,876 --> 00:22:53,326 you need to hear it from him. 406 00:22:56,370 --> 00:22:58,349 - Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 407 00:22:58,350 --> 00:23:01,379 Is it weird after all this, I don't wanna know? 408 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,380 - No. 409 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,963 Promise you'll call after? 410 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,969 - Yeah. 411 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,359 Where you going? 412 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,109 - It's gone two, I told ya, Rachel's waiting 413 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:12,419 out front. - Well can't you wait. 414 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,809 Just. - I have been waiting 415 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,200 but I can't miss this, Kev, I just can't. 416 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,718 - I know why you did it. 417 00:23:19,719 --> 00:23:20,719 I know why that was. 418 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,810 I just, I don't know how to 419 00:23:25,732 --> 00:23:28,913 to put that to bed, but maybe that's okay. 420 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:32,599 I mean, it's gotta be better than this? 421 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,693 - Kev, what are you. 422 00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:39,563 It's just. 423 00:23:41,538 --> 00:23:43,693 There's enough bits of me missing already. 424 00:23:48,657 --> 00:23:49,713 Yeah, no, I know. 425 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:52,340 I'll call you. 426 00:23:55,876 --> 00:23:57,126 - Hiya. 427 00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,980 - Gov! - Help, help! 428 00:24:04,808 --> 00:24:08,735 - What you doing in there? - Sorry, Uncle Asbo 429 00:24:08,736 --> 00:24:10,153 I didn't mean it. 430 00:24:11,881 --> 00:24:13,738 - Liam! - It's all right, mate 431 00:24:13,739 --> 00:24:14,572 it's gonna be all right. 432 00:24:14,572 --> 00:24:15,572 - Liam! - Come on. 433 00:24:17,451 --> 00:24:18,451 - Liam! 434 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:23,363 Liam, Liam, you all right? 435 00:24:23,364 --> 00:24:24,392 You all right, 436 00:24:24,393 --> 00:24:26,438 is he all right? - Yes. 437 00:24:26,439 --> 00:24:28,090 - Asbo? 438 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:29,952 - Li, you'll get pneumonia. 439 00:24:29,953 --> 00:24:31,313 Give us your shirt. 440 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,430 - Well he ain't talking to me. 441 00:24:36,731 --> 00:24:38,939 Take your tights off. 442 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:40,583 And your pants. 443 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,979 Liam, don't tell her what happened 444 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:49,889 'cause you'll be in just as much trouble as me. 445 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:50,890 All right? 446 00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:56,869 - I had Jelly Babies and I fell in the water. 447 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,983 - Okay, come on, we're getting in the car. 448 00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:02,789 Thanks, I owe you one. - You're bang out of order. 449 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:05,920 - Yeah, I know I'm sorry. - Tina, you can't do this 450 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,838 on your own, it's daft. 451 00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:12,063 I miss ya so much, don't you miss me? 452 00:25:13,030 --> 00:25:14,633 - I do, I just. 453 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,289 All the girls at the office, they used 454 00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:20,426 to be so jealous of me being with a fireman, you know? 455 00:25:20,427 --> 00:25:21,853 But I hated it, Ali. 456 00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:27,929 I just, I worried about you all the time. 457 00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:29,919 Every time you were out on duty. 458 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,962 My stomach would be churning, 459 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,747 I can't handle that right now. 460 00:25:47,217 --> 00:25:49,088 - You look beautiful. 461 00:25:53,590 --> 00:25:56,570 Hey, oi! 462 00:25:56,571 --> 00:25:58,999 - Oi, oi, excuse me, public entrance 463 00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,971 is round the other side. 464 00:25:59,972 --> 00:26:03,559 - Hello there. 465 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,329 Hello there, we're very interesting 466 00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:10,759 interested in joining the fire's brigade. 467 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,260 Is it all right if we come in? 468 00:26:13,217 --> 00:26:14,739 Just have a look around see, we'll 469 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,305 be very good. 470 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,077 - Who's this? - Hamish, pleasure 471 00:26:24,078 --> 00:26:26,386 to meet you, mate. 472 00:26:26,387 --> 00:26:28,609 - Asbo, who is this and why is he 473 00:26:28,610 --> 00:26:30,763 wearing my tunic? - He's my dad, Gov. 474 00:26:33,489 --> 00:26:35,139 And what Rosa said, that's right. 475 00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:38,560 It was me and Gog. 476 00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:40,999 We started the fire. - You don't need to say 477 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,049 anything else, son. 478 00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:44,593 Don't say any. - Shut up, Dad. 479 00:26:52,254 --> 00:26:55,139 I come home from training for the weekend. 480 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,429 I was gonna have an early night but he 481 00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:58,560 showed up about eight. 482 00:26:58,561 --> 00:27:00,279 He was steaming, he kept saying she's taking 483 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,880 the piss, she's taking the piss. 484 00:27:03,011 --> 00:27:04,029 He said he wanted to give her a scare, 485 00:27:04,030 --> 00:27:05,129 I thought he just meant go in there 486 00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:07,569 make a bit of mess, but anyway, 487 00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:09,699 we get up there and he says they're on 488 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,679 their holidays, and I should have known then 489 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,769 'cause the chain wasn't on the door. 490 00:27:14,770 --> 00:27:17,949 But I'm just on lookout, so I'm waiting outside 491 00:27:17,950 --> 00:27:20,869 and it's a few minutes before I notice the prime. 492 00:27:20,870 --> 00:27:23,153 And that's when I realize they're still in there. 493 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,379 So I leg it. 494 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:28,154 I bolt for the stairwell and I wait there, 495 00:27:28,155 --> 00:27:30,024 I thought I'd wait for him and my heart's going 496 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,163 like the clappers. 497 00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:34,440 And then I smell the smoke. 498 00:27:35,826 --> 00:27:37,990 That won't work, love. 499 00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:42,733 Well for one, you've a witness sat there. 500 00:27:43,656 --> 00:27:46,259 And for another, it takes loads longer 501 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:48,319 than it does in the films. 502 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,733 And he's a strong lad. 503 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,249 You could, but then there'd be your 504 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:56,879 fingerprints in his neck. - And I'm waiting and 505 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,909 my heart's going like the clappers. 506 00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:01,410 - The things they can do nowadays. 507 00:28:04,104 --> 00:28:07,003 - And then I smelt the smoke. 508 00:28:10,224 --> 00:28:12,399 He says it was one of them gas things 509 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,779 and maybe he knocked it over, I mean I don't know, Gov. 510 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:18,953 I still don't know, 'cause later, after, 511 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:22,480 I thought I could smell it on him 512 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,263 the paraffin, 513 00:28:27,023 --> 00:28:29,621 and I knew the baby was upstairs and I just, 514 00:28:29,622 --> 00:28:33,879 I couldn't, but by the time I got upstairs, 515 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,739 the downstairs was alight, we couldn't get down 516 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:39,437 Gog was freaking out, and 517 00:28:40,590 --> 00:28:45,018 and then you lot come in and baby's screaming 518 00:28:45,019 --> 00:28:46,852 like anything and Gog, 519 00:28:48,688 --> 00:28:52,355 you know what happened after, but it's just. 520 00:28:54,747 --> 00:28:55,997 I'm sorry, Gov. 521 00:28:58,024 --> 00:28:59,107 I'm so sorry. 522 00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:03,370 I wish I'd just had the guts to kill myself. 523 00:29:16,627 --> 00:29:18,129 Okay, news coming up, 524 00:29:18,130 --> 00:29:19,339 the first, we've just had an email 525 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,899 from Rhona in Wanstead, who says she's just 526 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:24,053 been arrested for sunbathing topless. 527 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,124 Cheer up, Britain, she says, 528 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,675 it's only a pair of. 529 00:29:31,757 --> 00:29:34,519 - That's all of it. - Water and where. 530 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,117 - Oh, mate, thank you mate. 531 00:29:39,686 --> 00:29:40,519 Do you get all this just from two days work 532 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,800 with that racist plumber? 533 00:29:41,801 --> 00:29:43,689 - Racist. 534 00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:44,940 Offer me a full time job. 535 00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:49,583 - What you chatting about? 536 00:29:49,584 --> 00:29:51,349 - Well, winters coming, lot of pipes freezing 537 00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:52,994 could clean up. 538 00:29:52,995 --> 00:29:54,869 What I owed you, that's only half of it. 539 00:29:54,870 --> 00:29:56,922 Still got Maybrick on my back and Tina's 540 00:29:56,923 --> 00:29:59,153 gunning for me. - Where's this come from? 541 00:29:59,154 --> 00:30:00,363 It's her, innit? 542 00:30:01,695 --> 00:30:03,159 She's playing with ya, she's getting in your head 543 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,760 don't. - Leave it off, will ya? 544 00:30:06,493 --> 00:30:09,043 I'm not joking, this is a shit state to be poor in. 545 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,949 Mal's leaving, gaffer's all over the place 546 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:14,253 and then there's you. 547 00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:16,810 - What about me? 548 00:30:17,672 --> 00:30:19,749 - We don't know how long we're gonna be here, do we? 549 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,009 Mate, your chest, I heard you coming 550 00:30:21,010 --> 00:30:22,299 up the stairs last night, I thought 551 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:23,133 Darth Vader was coming to tuck us in. 552 00:30:23,134 --> 00:30:25,500 - The bleep test went fine. 553 00:30:25,501 --> 00:30:27,283 - Yeah, you say that, but maybe you wanna 554 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,923 prepare yourself in case our results aren't. 555 00:30:29,924 --> 00:30:31,966 Snip, come on, don't. 556 00:30:31,967 --> 00:30:32,967 Mate. 557 00:30:34,202 --> 00:30:37,665 - Oi, genii, got something for you. 558 00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:45,597 - Come on, next girl. 559 00:30:45,598 --> 00:30:47,319 - Just wanted to come in for a few minutes. 560 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,609 Get a clear idea of what life was like 561 00:30:48,610 --> 00:30:52,339 in the service. 562 00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:53,173 - Thought you might be able 563 00:30:53,174 --> 00:30:54,250 to give it to em. 564 00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:56,833 Plenty more poisson in the mer, Al. 565 00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,683 I'm gonna miss this place. 566 00:31:02,389 --> 00:31:05,691 - I'm getting married! 567 00:31:05,692 --> 00:31:07,871 - Down it, down it, down it, 568 00:31:07,872 --> 00:31:10,782 down it, down it, down it, down it. 569 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,869 - Oh, god, I'm sorry. 570 00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:26,779 People never used to come in here. 571 00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:31,098 - It's all right, scared the shit out of me. 572 00:31:35,203 --> 00:31:36,223 What you reading? 573 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:41,383 Any good? - It's not his best. 574 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:46,517 You all right? 575 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:48,470 - No. 576 00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:51,291 I'm not as it happens. 577 00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:54,139 Mal's leaving and Kev didn't even wait 578 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:55,983 for me to get back to tell us. 579 00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:59,240 Just makes you feel like that. 580 00:32:01,228 --> 00:32:03,909 Your breathing 581 00:32:03,910 --> 00:32:06,499 sounds bad, you should go to the doctor. 582 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,800 - It's been getting worse. 583 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,969 Did this bleep test thing this morning 584 00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:12,113 almost killed me. 585 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,283 I'm 29 and I've got four kids. 586 00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:18,860 And I don't know how to do anything else. 587 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:24,959 - I, I thought that you were really good 588 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,050 in that advert, you know, you could do that. 589 00:32:29,962 --> 00:32:32,665 - Really, do you think so? 590 00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:33,959 - When you fell off that ladder? 591 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,033 Really believed it. 592 00:32:37,045 --> 00:32:39,962 - Thanks. 593 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,223 Right, that's your lot 594 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,444 ladies, come on, sling your hook. 595 00:32:48,279 --> 00:32:49,860 No, no, you're lovely, you're all lovely 596 00:32:49,861 --> 00:32:51,965 but I'm serious, it's time to go. 597 00:32:51,966 --> 00:32:54,265 What you doing? 598 00:33:00,901 --> 00:33:05,901 - I can't drink on duty! 599 00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:07,642 Get off, off! 600 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:09,779 Get off! 601 00:33:11,301 --> 00:33:13,801 Help, help! - Oi, get off him! 602 00:33:15,598 --> 00:33:18,598 Get off him, what is going on today? 603 00:33:21,259 --> 00:33:22,259 - Let's go. 604 00:33:27,141 --> 00:33:29,891 - You left me, you left me there. 605 00:33:30,959 --> 00:33:33,049 - I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 606 00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:33,883 I was a different person then. 607 00:33:33,884 --> 00:33:36,083 - You made me look a fucking idiot. 608 00:33:38,361 --> 00:33:39,399 What do I say to them out there, 609 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,359 the watch, what do I say? 610 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,723 You know how much I, the battles that I've fought for you. 611 00:33:47,418 --> 00:33:48,819 Am I supposed to turn around and say 612 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:49,923 I got it wrong. 613 00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:54,443 I was so bloody desperate to believe in you. 614 00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:57,419 It's a joke. 615 00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:58,420 You. 616 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,398 I put them in danger so that you. 617 00:34:02,399 --> 00:34:03,518 - Danger? 618 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:08,429 I'm not a danger, Gov. 619 00:34:08,430 --> 00:34:09,447 - Get my tunic off. 620 00:34:12,581 --> 00:34:14,833 Take the fucking tunic off. 621 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,319 - Clearly a lot of emotions here 622 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,199 from you, pal, you don't even know me. 623 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,149 - Oh, I've heard all about you. 624 00:34:24,150 --> 00:34:25,689 Apple don't fall far from the tree, 625 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:27,257 does it? - Now, no need to get nasty. 626 00:34:27,258 --> 00:34:29,489 Anyway, me and Den, we're off to Spain 627 00:34:29,490 --> 00:34:31,038 so you don't need to see him anymore. 628 00:34:31,039 --> 00:34:31,898 - What? - Don't know if I'm going 629 00:34:31,899 --> 00:34:33,809 yet, Gov. - Aye, you're going, he's goin 630 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:35,897 aye, be good for both of you, eh? 631 00:34:35,898 --> 00:34:37,869 - Oh, yeah, let's go to 632 00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:40,709 fucking Spain, how nice. 633 00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:42,169 - Come on, son, come on. 634 00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:45,977 - Goodbye, yeah, adios, go on. 635 00:34:45,978 --> 00:34:48,102 I can't run away from this. 636 00:34:48,103 --> 00:34:49,640 I fucking live in this. 637 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:53,337 But you, yeah, you go on. 638 00:34:53,338 --> 00:34:54,453 Piss off. 639 00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:15,057 Look at me, look at me. 640 00:35:15,935 --> 00:35:18,935 Look at me! 641 00:35:20,815 --> 00:35:25,815 - It's all right, just do it. 642 00:35:29,156 --> 00:35:30,156 Just do it! 643 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:33,831 Finish it. 644 00:35:38,196 --> 00:35:41,363 - Oi Gov stop it, get off him! 645 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:46,049 Gov, get off him. - What's going on? 646 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:47,050 Kev, what's he done? 647 00:35:48,434 --> 00:35:50,134 - Please, Gov, let him go. 648 00:35:51,063 --> 00:35:52,063 - Kev? 649 00:36:02,090 --> 00:36:03,573 - He put Viagra in my coffee. 650 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,011 - Okay, so that was a bit silly, Asbo, 651 00:36:09,012 --> 00:36:12,053 but, it's a prank, Gov. 652 00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:15,979 This is a bit much for a prank. 653 00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:16,980 - Let him go. 654 00:36:26,870 --> 00:36:29,513 - Yeah, yeah, sorry about that. 655 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:36,413 - 9 point mother cocking eight. 656 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,080 The bleep test, they just rang? 657 00:36:42,050 --> 00:36:43,331 What's going on? 658 00:36:43,332 --> 00:36:46,227 - Right, shows over, everyone back in the mess. 659 00:36:46,228 --> 00:36:47,928 Films about to start, come on. 660 00:36:49,210 --> 00:36:50,419 - Who are you? 661 00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:51,597 - Mal let em in. 662 00:36:53,373 --> 00:36:54,963 They took my trousers off. 663 00:36:56,266 --> 00:36:59,822 And they touched me. 664 00:36:59,823 --> 00:37:01,561 - What? 665 00:37:01,562 --> 00:37:02,395 Where do you get off? 666 00:37:02,396 --> 00:37:04,869 - We're just having a laugh. - All right. 667 00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:07,373 Look at him, go on, look at him. 668 00:37:08,277 --> 00:37:10,602 His little face, it's not a piece of meat. 669 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:12,333 That's a man, that's a man. 670 00:37:15,604 --> 00:37:16,437 And do you know what, piss off, 671 00:37:16,438 --> 00:37:18,099 this is a working fire station. 672 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:20,757 Go on. 673 00:37:20,758 --> 00:37:23,354 - Go on. - We're going. 674 00:37:23,355 --> 00:37:26,022 - You all right? - No, no I'm not 675 00:37:26,858 --> 00:37:29,257 all right. - Of course you're not 676 00:37:29,258 --> 00:37:32,078 come here. 677 00:37:32,079 --> 00:37:33,577 - Mobilize, mobilize. - Yes! 678 00:37:33,578 --> 00:37:35,497 - Finally, that's us! - That's us! 679 00:37:35,498 --> 00:37:37,640 Get in, come on. - Woohoo. 680 00:37:37,641 --> 00:37:39,757 - Mobilize, mobilize, mobilize. 681 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,876 Zero four papa one. - Come on, mate. 682 00:37:41,877 --> 00:37:44,697 It's all right, it's nearly the end of the shift. 683 00:37:44,698 --> 00:37:46,269 - Yeah, and then what? 684 00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:48,329 She's gone, you're gone. - I thought you'd be made up 685 00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,330 to see me gone. 686 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,273 - Yeah, well, then you're a bloody idiot, aren't you? 687 00:38:03,065 --> 00:38:05,246 - There he is, had to make myself scarce 688 00:38:05,247 --> 00:38:07,497 there, son, all sorted now? 689 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,429 Look, we'll kip at Stevie's tonight, eh, 690 00:38:10,430 --> 00:38:12,745 sort the tickets in the morning. 691 00:38:12,746 --> 00:38:13,796 How are you for cash? 692 00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:21,059 - Hi, this is Mile End fire station 693 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,110 we've had a break in. 694 00:38:22,983 --> 00:38:24,286 - What you doing son? 695 00:38:24,287 --> 00:38:25,309 Don't fuck about. 696 00:38:25,310 --> 00:38:28,265 - About five seven, short white hair. 697 00:38:28,266 --> 00:38:31,359 Looks like he might be using, you know the type. 698 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,460 Yeah, it's Dennis Severs, I'll be waiting. 699 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,829 - You could just have said no, you know. 700 00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:39,030 No need for a pantomime. 701 00:38:40,836 --> 00:38:42,393 I thought, I got excited. 702 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,340 I love you. 703 00:38:47,841 --> 00:38:49,983 You're my boy. - I love you too, dad. 704 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,873 Just think you're a pathetic piece of shit. 705 00:38:57,647 --> 00:38:58,647 - Aye. 706 00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:06,420 I'll send you a postcard. 707 00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:14,883 Whoa! 708 00:39:14,884 --> 00:39:15,961 Nina isn't it? 709 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:16,795 - Yeah. - Here, let me give 710 00:39:16,796 --> 00:39:20,735 you a hand. - Oh, just here's fine. 711 00:39:20,736 --> 00:39:21,819 - Yeah. - Mal? 712 00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:26,069 Think there was a call for you. 713 00:39:26,070 --> 00:39:27,579 - No, I don't think so. 714 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:28,580 So, Nina. - Mate. 715 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,300 I swear to god, you don't make 716 00:39:37,301 --> 00:39:39,438 yourself scarce right now, I will take 717 00:39:39,439 --> 00:39:42,937 that cleaver and 718 00:40:17,697 --> 00:40:19,114 - What you doing? 719 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,953 - I'm just, butchering this lamb. 720 00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:26,599 - Oh. 721 00:40:29,670 --> 00:40:31,053 I'm a vegetarian. 722 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,329 My daddy was a butcher. - I'm a carnivore 723 00:40:35,330 --> 00:40:37,573 my daddy was a vegetable. 724 00:40:38,698 --> 00:40:41,483 - That's funny, that's funny. 725 00:40:59,815 --> 00:41:00,815 - Nina! 726 00:41:08,485 --> 00:41:09,652 - What? 727 00:41:11,608 --> 00:41:15,863 - I think 728 00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:18,281 I think you're really lovely. 729 00:41:22,143 --> 00:41:24,810 And I was wondering, I wondered, 730 00:41:26,648 --> 00:41:27,815 I wondered if. 731 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:34,613 Maybe you'd come out for a drink with me sometime? 732 00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:39,410 - Yeah, all right. 733 00:41:42,090 --> 00:41:43,090 Smashing. 734 00:41:48,504 --> 00:41:51,781 Mobilize, mobilize, mobilize 735 00:41:51,782 --> 00:41:54,601 zero four papa two, mobilize. 736 00:41:54,602 --> 00:41:58,162 Mobilize, mobilize, mobilize. 737 00:41:58,163 --> 00:41:58,996 Zero four papa two. 738 00:41:58,996 --> 00:41:59,996 - Spey road. 739 00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:04,810 - Get your gear on, you're coming with me. 740 00:42:07,841 --> 00:42:10,560 I want you where I can see you.